Yes, I am well aware that it is 1:00 AM.  Don’t judge me; I had two cups of coffee for no particular reason other then the fact that I wanted to…and I’m slightly hungry but too lazy to eat and I probably should go to bed.

Yeah, but who cares.

I’m just YOLO-ing it up these days and I decided that sleep isn’t necessary unless you are sick, which is what I basically spent my entire weekend doing.

Sleeping and being sick that is.

I had a cold/flu.

Just to let everyone know, waking up to the feeling of barf coming up your throat and reeling over the side of the couch at 5:00 AM is not what I call a good morning.  I know you don’t need specific details of me barfing, so I’ll spare you the mental image (if I haven’t already given you one that is).

So anyways, I missed two days of work and for the first time in forever (I know you were singing that song from Frozen in your head as you read that) I have four days off from everything.

It’s going to be so hard going back to work because I’m really enjoying not working. Who would of thought!

Despite the fact of barfing and having a sore throat and just feeling altogether awful and gross, I really enjoyed being sick. Like, I LOVE watching Netflix and sitting around in my PJs all day. I mean, that is seriously living the life for me.

I love being lazy way too much.  I love drinking Throwback Pepsi and eating soup and crackers.  I love sleeping in till 1:00 PM even if my entire day is basically gone by the time I wake up.

But alas! I can’t be sick forever, and being lazy won’t pay my bills (sadly, I really wish I did though).

Anyways, that was just a random health report for you all.  I’m sure you were all dying to know.

I apologize to all of the people that got sick because of me. I’ll try to quarantine myself next time 🙂

– Trudi